Canada Builds Wall on Border

Passport Required for Entry

RPG Players Can Compel Guard

A massive wall has been erected on the border between the United States and Canada, according to reports from travelers. The wall, which is reportedly 16-bit high, is blocking all non-essential travel between the two countries.

In a strange twist, players of the 16-bit RPG "WEB" are able to compel the border guard to allow them passage by using their passports. This is likely due to a glitch in the game's code, but it has allowed a number of players to cross the border illegally.

The Canadian government has not yet commented on the wall or the glitch in the game. However, the U.S. government has issued a warning to travelers, advising them to avoid the border area until further notice.